Certified Sticker

Finally, I can tell people this without actually telling them

I won two of these as patches in the Gumball draw some years ago, and I gave both of them away to other friends who really wanted them. I gave this one to my friend to put on his truck, also he is gay.

It's Me, I'm Certified

Should be a mandatory purchase for everyone who uses the internet.

Self Explanatory

This is the first employee of the month award my company handed out. I’m the only employee.