F*ck Kale

F*ck Kale is beautiful but different than expected

F*ck Kale is a beautiful shade of green. However, I was somewhat surprised by two things about it. First, the shade looks a fair bit darker on the nail than it does in a lot of the pics and even in the bottle. I know lighting makes a difference, and number of coats, etc. (I did three coats because it was patchy-looking with just two.) I'm not even complaining exactly, I still really like it. I just though it would be lighter. Second, it dries down almost matte. Somewhere between an eggshell and satin finish, if we're comparing to wall paint? The matte finish gives it a lot less of a juicy look than some other jelly/crelly formulas. Topcoat glosses it up and I never go without topcoat anyway, so no big deal, but worth knowing depending on how you plan to use it, since it's not mentioned in the description. Anyway: no regrets, no complaints, just informing the public about what I'm noticing!

Perfect

I am obsessed with this green-screen green shade. Be warned it does stain though, at least for me, but that's not a huge issue for me since I try to keep my nails painted all the time.

Such a unique summery, in your face green!

It's as GREEN as you can get without being a neon. I love this one, it is rather crelly-like and dries down satin, making it look like green plastic. It is the most unnatural green, in the best possible way. Nothing kale about it, lol.